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What Does Your Woot Behavior Say About You?

Did you know your Woot behavior can shed light on your psychological profile? It's true! We certainly wouldn't make such a thing up to pass the time while the site is down. Just take this handy quiz and find out where you stand. Psychologically!

1. My Woot username is:
   1. A clever joke or pun, because I'm so lighthearted and fun loving!
   2. My name or initials, or close to it, because I'm orderly and neat.
   3. A random jumble of characters I can't even remember because I'm chaotic and unfocused.
   4. A thinly-veiled threat to murder you, because I'm aggressive and sadistic.
2. The items I'm most likely to buy on Woot sites are:
   1. Silly toys for my desk, because I like to play!
   2. Computer accessories to help me stay organized.
   3. Whatever's cheap! I don't even need the stuff! I just like my house to be cluttered.
   4. Sharp things, to maim and kill with. Because I like to maim and kill.
3. When the site goes down, I:
   1. Make up some joke about the servers and log on to an internet forum to crack up all my friends!
   2. Note it in my daily journal of internet happenings.
   3. Mash all the keys on my keyboard until a new site pops up!
   4. Take out my frustrations on the guy I keep chained up in my basement.
4. In the forums, I'm usually:
   1. Cracking jokes with my fellow Wooters about the silly writeup or whatever goofy thing it is they're selling.
   2. Posting detailed schematics and specs for the product in question to best inform the potential customers.
   3. Fighting with the mods over probating me for posting my HILARIOUS collection of .GIFs.
   4. Threatening bodily harm on the next idiot that dares to imply the product could be found cheaper somewhere else.
5. When my BOC comes in the mail, I:
   1. Laugh jauntily at all of the silly things inside. They put the wackiest stuff in those boxes!
   2. Itemize and photograph the contents, then place them in an online photo album for documentation.
   3. Throw it away! It didn't even matter to me when I ordered it. I just like to be weird!
   4. Abduct the UPS guy and stuff him in a trunk in my garage.

Now count up your answers, and use our handy Answer Key to unlock the mysteries of your psyche.

1. If you answered mostly A, you're a wild and crazy person! You're the life of the party, or at least you really want to be. This means you probably suffer from a crippling fear of rejection and thus have a co-dependent personality. Tweet your result
2. If you answered mostly B, you're a detail-oriented type of person, blinded to the majesty of the world by your obsession with minutiae. You're likely a social outcast, or at least really annoying to everyone around you. Tweet your result
3. If you answered mostly C, you're an attention-starved teenager who will do anything to seem "random," despite not knowing what that word really means. Grow up. Tweet your result
4. If you answered mostly D, congratulations! You're a perfectly well-rounded individual, with lots of potential for success in life! Go get 'em, go getter! Tweet your result