Oily In The Mornin’
The best part of the future is that you can change it.
Well, that was pretty awful, wasn’t it? Two big zeros for three hundred and sixty five days. Even the good parts had that greasy film clinging to it, making everyone feel dirty. There’s still a lot of gunk to clean away, but you know what? There’s some light coming through.
Because we can’t rely on some outside power to come and take care of our problems. Those outside powers pretty much CAUSED all the problems. They’re not here, what do they care? They wake up to clean water and rising bank accounts, so why would they make the effort? Cleaning up their mess is going to be our job, plain and simple. We are the pelicans. We carry the brooms. And we’re going to have to make the difference.
2011 might take a little work at first, but if we start now, we’ll have this place looking fantastic when the Mayans come back.
Wear this shirt: with your oil’d acquaintances.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a time traveller. You’d try to help, but you’d really only make it worse.
This shirt tells the world: “No, we’re not just going to let it go.”
We call this color: Black Gold, Texas Tea
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 12” x 7.40”
WXL - K4: 9” x 5.55”
Pantone Colors: White - 436C - 438C - 298C - 575C - 498C
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.