Hey! Hey, you with the stiff posture and the blank stare! That's right, I'm talking to you, merchant.
"Greetings, traveler! Lookin' to buy something? I've got all the best wares in the land!"
I'm not interested in any of your chintzy, non-magical crap! I...
"Thanks for coming by! See you next time!"
Oh, don't think you're going to get rid of me that easily. Not after what you pulled, you slime. I hear what you said loud and crystal-clear thanks to my Ear Force DX11 Gaming Headset. You know what Dolby 7.1-channel surround sound means, you pre-rendered punk? It means I can get to hear a full 360-degrees of sound so I can hear everything that's happening around my character, even when it's said behind my back.
"Greetings, traveler! Lookin' to buy something? I've got all the best wares in the land!"
Nuh uh, dude. Your little NPC routine isn't going to get you out of this one. I'm one of something like a million heroes in this realm, jerkhole. I think I deserve a little more respect than...
"Thanks for coming by! See you next time!"
Did... Did you just dismiss me? I'll have you know I wouldn't even be troubling myself to save your little PC-compatible backwater kingdom if the Xbox 360 had any MMORPGs at all. I could be experiencing audio and chat over Xbox Live just as easily, you know.
"Greetings, traveler! Lookin' to buy something? I've got all the best wares in the land!"
Aw, forget it. I'll just let the guild know not to rush to your rescue the next time some dragon lord wants to drop a little hot death on you and the rest of the fair townsfolk around here. See you around, loser.
"Thanks for coming by! See you next time, lich bait."
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