Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)

So, if you did, you remember that part where Jennifer Garner is training and they start playing Evanesence and Girl Evanescence is singing and then suddenly Boy Evanescence starts singing and they cut to Ben Affleck also training and then they keep cutting back and forth depending on who is singing so it ends up looking like a really strange conversation? And remember how precise it was and how you got the feeling that the director or the editor or somebody really thought they were making a serious Cinema Moment that they could be proud to put their name on, even though it really wound up just being uncomfortable for everyone, including the actors?

Well, if you had been in that room, and you had been holding a Uniden DXI5686-2 5.8Ghz 2 Handset Phone, you could have thrown the second headset at that editor or director while using the first headset to call someone who knew what they were doing. You could have filled the ten number phonebook memory with up-and-coming bands with songs that might have fit the moment better. The backlit display might even have cast a glare on the negative and made the whole scene blissfully unusable. And there’s a belt clip in the box, which wouldn’t have made a difference in the movie but that’s still nice, don’t you think?

Sadly, you weren’t there, and the scene happened the way it happened. But just remember, they’re going to get back to DD eventually. Maybe they’ll get him right next time, but you’ll probably want a Uniden DXI5686-2 5.8Ghz 2 Handset Phone at the ready just in case. So order now. The future may thank you for it.

Warranty: 90 Day Uniden

Features:

• 30 Number Caller ID Memory – The DXI5686-2 stores up to 30 names and numbers in Caller ID memory.
• 10-Number Phonebook Memory
• Headset Compatible – Allows for an optional headset to be connected for convenient hands-free operation.
• Call Transfer between Handsets
• Backlit Display – At the push of a button, our unique luminescent LCD screen is backlit so messages are easily read in low-light situations
• Trilingual Menus – English, French, Spanish
• View Phonebook Numbers During Call
• Dial from Caller ID
• Ringer Volume Control
• Belt Clip Included
• Hearing Aid Compatible – Meets all of the requirements for compatibility of inductively coupled hearing aids.
• Last Number Redial – Instantly dial the last number called at the touch of a button
• Voice Mail Indicator ** – LED flashes when new voice mail is received. LCD indicates which lines have new voice mail. ** A subscription to telephone company voice mail service is required.
• Wall Mountable 5.8GHz Analog Cordless Phone with Extra Handset and Charging Cradle

In the box:

• Two Handsets
• Two Belt Clips
• One Base Station /Charger Cradle
• One Charger Cradle
• Two AC Adapters
• RJ11 Phone Cable
• Owner’s Manual